I met a fox the other day
When I asked how much she cost, I had to pay
All of a sudden I brought her home
She's one hundred kilos dressed in silverchrome

She's my world, she's so rad
She's the best ride I ever had
She's my life, she's so bad
She's the best ride I ever had

When I imagine me and her
You know that I get a stand-up fur
I give her oil, I give her gas
And get her seat beneath my ass
Then the turtledoves drive away

She's secondhand, so what? She's true, she's by my side
For all I care, she's hot, she's a real good ride
When we go out, people stop and stare with jealous minds
It's OK for me, as long as they let her be...
To prevent something like a theft I got her locked around a tree