I almost got drunk at school at fourteen
where I almoust made out with the homecoming queen
who almost went on to be miss texas
but lost to a slut, with much bigger breastes
I almouts dropped down to move to LA
Where I was almout famous for almost a day

And I almost had you
But i guess that doesn't count it
Almost loved you
I almost wished you would`ve loved me too

I almost held up a grocery store
Where I almost did 5 years and then 7 more
`cause Ii almost got bopped for a fight with a thug
`cause he almost made off with the bunch of the drugs
That I almost got hooked on `cause you ran away
And I wish I wouldn've had the nerve to ask you to stay

And I almost had you
but I guess that doesn't count it
Almost had you
And I didn't even know it
You kept me guessin`
and now I'm destinated to spend my time missing you
I almost wish you would`ve loved me too

Here I go, thinking 'bout all the things
I could have done
I'm gonna need a forklift
`cause all the baggage weighs a ton
(baggage weighs a ton)

I know we had our problems
I can`t remember one

I almost forgot to say something else
And if I can`t fit it in, I`ll keep it all to myself
I almost wrote a song about you today
But I tore it all up and then
I threw it away

And I almost had you
but I guess that doesn't count it
Almost had you
And I didn`t even know it
You kept me guessin`
and now i`m destinated
To spend my time missing you

And I almost had you
(almost had you)
Almost had you
I almost wish you would loved me too
(wish you would`ve love me too)