I've got the brains and I've got the brawn
I've got the good looks and I've got the charm
I'm gonna tell it to the world I'll make lots of money
That's right, honey
I've gotta shout it to the world
When the sun comes up and the moon goes down
I'll be riding your ass all over town

I've got a freeway right to your heart
And I push your buttons right from the start
And I've got a fat bag from dusk to noon
And I'll make you snowblind in the month of June

I'm gonna tell it to the world I'll make lots of money
That's right, honey
I've gotta shout it to the world
When I snap my fingers and the planets align
You'll become my permanent valentine

Megalomania is my only vice
It makes my loving twice as nice