I was impressed like everyone I was impressed like everyone Fiquei impressionado como todos When man began to fly When man began to fly Quando o homem começou a voar Out of Earthly regions to Out of Earthly regions to Fora das regiões terrestres para Planets in the sky Planets in the sky Planetas no céu With total media coverage With total media coverage Com a cobertura da mídia global We watched the heroes land We watched the heroes land Nós assistimos os heróis da terra As ceremoniously they disturbed the cosmic sand As ceremoniously they disturbed the cosmic sand Como cerimoniosamente eles espalharam a areia cósmica In awe with admiration we In awe with admiration we No temor, com admiração que Listened to the talk Listened to the talk Ouvido o discurso Such pride felt they, such joy Such pride felt they, such joy Esse orgulho que sentia alegria, tais To be upon the moon to walk To be upon the moon to walk Para caminha na lua My romantic vision shattered when it was explained to me My romantic vision shattered when it was explained to me Minha visão romântica abalada quando foi explicada para mim Spacemen wear old diapers in which they shit and pee Spacemen wear old diapers in which they shit and pee Astronautas de idade usam fraldas para fazer cocô e xixi # Oh! The intergalactic laxative # Oh! The intergalactic laxative # Oh! O laxante intergalático Will get you from here to there Will get you from here to there Vai tirar você de lá para cá Believe you and believe me! Without a worry or care Believe you and believe me! Without a worry or care Acredite que você e acredite em mim! Sem preocupação ou cuidado If shitting is your problem when you're out there in the stars If shitting is your problem when you're out there in the stars Se cagar é o seu problema quando você está lá fora, nas estrelas The intergalactic laxative The intergalactic laxative O laxante intergalático Will get you from here to Mars Will get you from here to Mars Vai te levar para marte Marte They don't partake like you and I They don't partake like you and I Eles não participam como você e eu Of beefy burger mush Of beefy burger mush Papa de hambúrguer carnudo Their food is specially prepared Their food is specially prepared Sua comida é preparada especialmente To dissolve into slush To dissolve into slush Para dissolver a lama Absorbed by multi-fibres in Absorbed by multi-fibres in Absorvido por multi-fibras The super diaper suit The super diaper suit No traje de super fralda Otherwise the slush would trickle Otherwise the slush would trickle Caso contrário, a lama escorreria Down inside the boot Down inside the boot Para baixo, dentro da bota [Refrão] [Refrão] [Refrão] You may well ask now what becomes You may well ask now what becomes Você pode perguntar agora o que se torna Of liquid they consume Of liquid they consume Do líquido que consomem A pipe is led from penis to head to A pipe is led from penis to head to Um tubo é levado da cabeça do pênis para A unit in the room A unit in the room Uma unidade na sala The water is recirculated, filtered The water is recirculated, filtered A água é recirculada, filtrada For re-use For re-use Para reutilização In case some anti-gravity pee In case some anti-gravity pee Em caso algum xixi anti-gravidade Gets on the loose Gets on the loose Fica à solta [Refrão] [Refrão] [Refrão] Wherever man has conquered on the Wherever man has conquered on the Onde quer que o homem conquiste na Quest for frontiers new Quest for frontiers new Busca por novas fronteiras I'm glad he's always had to do I'm glad he's always had to do Fico feliz que ele sempre tinha que fazer The no. one and two The no. one and two O n. um e dois It makes it all so ordinary It makes it all so ordinary Isso torna tudo tão normal Just like you and me Just like you and me Assim como você e eu To know the greatest heroes To know the greatest heroes Para conhecer os maiores heróis They had to shit and pee They had to shit and pee Eles tiveram de cagar e mijar