thirty licks with a belt - playing tricks on myself thirty licks with a belt - playing tricks on myself Trinta lambidas com um cinto - aprontando comigo and i wonder if everyone else is this way and i wonder if everyone else is this way E eu imagino se todos são assim a succession of tests a triumphant success a succession of tests a triumphant success Uma sucessão de testes, um sucesso triunfante each time it's still intact at the end of the day each time it's still intact at the end of the day Está sempre intacto no final do dia thirty drops in a glass - keep my temper and pass thirty drops in a glass - keep my temper and pass Trinta gotas num copo- mantenho minha calma e passo with my breath held you bastards i'll get you! but then - with my breath held you bastards i'll get you! but then - Prendo minha respiração, seus bastardos, eu pego vocês! Mas entaõ - its not really so bad, there's still mom there's still its not really so bad, there's still mom there's still Não é tão ruim assim, ainda há a mamãe, ainda há damage to do before they wrest the axe from my heads damage to do before they wrest the axe from my heads Danos para serem causados antes que eles arranquem o machado das minhas mãos its no mystery: you should obviously go its no mystery: you should obviously go Não há nenhum mistério, você deveria ir, obviamente before i break everything before i break everything Antes que eu comece a quebrar tudo you're always telling me that youre dying to know you're always telling me that youre dying to know Você sempre me diz que está morrendo para saber but you're not really listening but you're not really listening Mas você não está realmente me escutando how do i manage to station myself in harms way how do i manage to station myself in harms way Como eu posso fazer para me estacionar em maus caminhos and only get hit with a ticket for loitering and only get hit with a ticket for loitering E somente ser golpeado com um bilhete de loteria that i have no means to pay - and no strength to argue that i have no means to pay - and no strength to argue Que eu não tenho condições de pagar- nem forças para discutir the voices are infesting up through the floorboards and they're the voices are infesting up through the floorboards and they're As vozes estão invadindo as tábuas para assoalho e elas estão murmuring murder me murmuring murder me Sussurrando "me mate" if i could shut them out just for an hour i swear if i could shut them out just for an hour i swear Se eu pudesse excluí-las por uma hora, eu juro i could stop this catastrophe i could stop this catastrophe Que eu poderia dar uma fim a esta catástrofe thirty day guarantee thirty day guarantee Trinta dias garantidos but that can't include me but that can't include me Mas isso não pode me incluir after all i'm at home in this childproof world after all i'm at home in this childproof world Apesar de tudo eu estou em casa neste mundo de provas infantis no sharp corners or glass no sharp corners or glass Nada de curvas fechadas ou vidro no small objects or plastic bags no small objects or plastic bags Nada de pequenos objetos ou sacos de plástico please, these are death to a delicate girl please, these are death to a delicate girl Por favor, estas coisas significam a morte para uma garota delicada its no mystery - you should obviously know its no mystery - you should obviously know Não há nenhum mistério, você deveria saber, obviamente that i'll destroy everything that i'll destroy everything Que eu vou destruir tudo so dont keep telling me that youre dying to know so dont keep telling me that youre dying to know Então não fique me dizendo que você está morrendo para saber cause you'll get what youre asking for cause you'll get what youre asking for Porque você terá o que está pedindo how can it be that i still put myself in harms way how can it be that i still put myself in harms way Como pode ser que eu ainda me coloco em maus caminhos and only get hit with a ticket for loitering and only get hit with a ticket for loitering E somente sou golpeado com um bilhete de loteria that i have no means to pay - what kind of place is this? that i have no means to pay - what kind of place is this? Que eu não tenho condições de pagar - que tipo de lugar é este? now all the voices are screaming this just isnt fair now all the voices are screaming this just isnt fair Agora todas as vozes estão gritando "isso não é justo" but i've got a fool proof plan but i've got a fool proof plan Mas eu tenho um plano bobo para provar if i can get them alone for an hour i swear if i can get them alone for an hour i swear Se eu conseguir pegá-los a sós por uma hora, eu juro it'll look like an accident it'll look like an accident Vai parecer um acidente i could be decent yet i could be decent yet Eu ainda poderia ser decente i'll make up for everything i'll make up for everything Eu compensarei tudo i could be president.... i could be president.... Eu poderia ser presidente...