[Tech N9ne]
Hey!! Step right up muthfuckas
And get all the xxxxx you want
This is the place where you can get all types of pussy!!
We got.. Black pussy, White pussy, Mexican pussy, Chinese pussy
expensive pussy, cheap pussy
If you can find xxxxx cheaper than ours! (FUCK IT!!)

[Verse 1: Kutt Calhoun]
Now take my bitch
She won't complain bout shit
Cause she's my hoe
Kutt is known for tossin' the dick
Cause when I'm fuckin'
Ain't nothing more that I do best
Than Beat it up, leave the bra, tired of breath
I'm talkin bout (real sex)
Something regarding the nookie
This act don't call for a rookie
You get this barred if you can't submit me
Or call for the pussy
Your resume of the way you lay
When you serenade it
Yonkers, secretions what I'm speakin
Is how you demonstrate
Can't be no punk with it
Thrust the xxxx back, with the hump in it
Grab the xxxxx by the hair
Put your thumb in the booty hoe
And tell the little heffa what you want with it
You gotta be, down for the booty bang
Bottom line this all, cause the money mine
All the nigga really want is the pooty tang
And I'm a sign your pity on the rent a kind (Yeah)
And there's a whole lot of xxxx to say
Bitches love it when the dick stay hard
Swithcin' positions to find some missions
We'll pull her card
Which one's the victum (Aey!)
Lick some and get xxx sprayed
All over the chest
With the less
You get a double dose of dick a day (Hey!)
(Real sex)

[Chorus x2: Tech N9ne]
oooh la la la la
Give it to ya from the back and the side no panties and no bra
Let me get it mama (hit the na na na na)
(Real Sex)
oooh, oooh, oooh, oooh, yeah!
I love it when ya do me like this
Baby Bubba and I like it when ya make it do that
(Real Sex)

[Verse 2: Tech N9ne]
At the hotel after the show
The sack 'n the flow
Never really matters
I'm attacking the hoe
I'm mackin' her thou
Really slow mo'
I'm never kickin the Willy bobo
Like a pogo - stick
Got your wife screaming oh no - Dick!
In her face on the low oh - Shit!
Got her thinkin' bout a choo-choo
lovin' me give me Moo Shoo
Pussy Boo-Koo
On the side of the bed and the back of the couch
Dick slapin' it south
Tecca Nina is a lot to be bragging about
I be stabbing it out
69 and the xxxx be mine
liking 'em young but not young enough to get me time
i gets behind
its a hot and deeply time
i stick it in her and the xxxxx be cryin'
you let xxxx declined
I like froggy style
Then I crawl right into that doggy style
I'm hella ready
Ima' call ya Betty and Betty when ya call me, call me Al
Cause it hurts
But ya can't take it home so ya get it in spurts
That's how evil lurks
Come off with that skirt
I make the xxxx twurk
Cause I'm givin' you the works
I wanna a give it you
You wish ya nigga would do
What I do - So you wanna go this a-way?
I got ya xxxxx to chew
i got ya nookie to do
fuckin' the hoes got the niggaz in disarray
Scorpy hoes represent
And xxxx xxxxxxx in a bigger way
And do every lil thing that nigga say
Fuckin ya good
You get-cha double dose of dick a day (HEY!)

[Chorus x2: Tech N9ne]
oooh la la la la
Give it to ya from the back and the side no panties and no bra
let me get it mama (hit the na na na na)
(Real Sex)
oooh, oooh, oooh, oooh, yeah!
I love it when ya do me like this
Baby Bubba and I like it when ya make it do that
(Real Sex)