Stuart's writting the saddest song
and he needs to be a loner
he's taking codeine tablet toms
and listens to acetone

But you know my love
Sad melodies need a broken heart?
Why does Stuart speak
About you so

Stuart's writing the funniest song
so he wants to be a clown and
He shows up with a candy tongue
While he plays his sad tune

And you know my love
Nobody answers him on the telephone
Why does Stuart speak
about you so.