In K Mart wardrobe
We waltzed across the water
Reading chinese magazines
Analyzing Himmler's dreams
In K Mart wardrobe

In K Mart wardrobe
Latin generals passed for ice-cream men
They combed their hair in two-way mirrors
Mustacioed sales girls carried spears
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Baby this is love
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Broiled chickens sang us
Love songs from a skewer
Have you ever been this close
To going down the sewer
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In K Mart wardrobe
We sifted through the rubble
Sizzling bibles wept in Swahili
That's the way it's gotta be
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In K Mart wardrobe
We made it to the water's edge
Where the dollar signs turned into stars
And dogs barked black noises at Mars
In K Mart wardrobe

Baby this is love
Discount coupons floated from above
Broiled chickens sang us
Love songs from a skewer
Have you ever been this close
To going down the sewer
In K Mart wardrobe