Im the kind of guy a girl takes home to mom
Pleated khaki pants, and cologne thats the bomb
(you sure smell perty)
Shake her dads hand
Look him in the eye
And tell him straight up im just a regular guy (ill have her home by 9 sir)

Im a regular guy who stays out of trouble( let me get that for you mam)
A regular guy says mam on the double( im on it)
Im a regular guy just like dawsons creek
A regular guy just dont call me a geek,?a geek yeah

But sometimes i remember what got me here
It was friday and cussing
Back off im in a boy band
And showing no fear

I watch jay leno (hes funny) 7th heaven too
And i ask myself sometimes what would jesus do
Grab me the serenity to accept the things i cannot change
Im buds with my mom
And i hang out with my dad?.hes my buddy
I play everything safe so ill never be sad (boo hoo)

Im a regular guy who stays out of trouble( let me get that for you mam)
A regular guy says mam on the double( im on it)
Im a regular guy just like dawsons creek
A regular guy just dont call me a geek,?a geek yeah

Dont push me?
Damnt sometimes i wanna smash things up
Jacked up and wrapped upim in a boy band.. a boyband
And have to pee in a cup

Im a regular guy who stays out of trouble( let me get that for you mam)
A regular guy says mam on the double( im on it)
Im a regular guy just like dawsons creek
A regular guy just dont call me a geek,?a geek yeah