sitting on my sofa waiting
for my chauffeur
along came a copper
told me it was over
PC Amanda pretty as a panda
would you like some
ice and lemon with your Fanta

it's nothing at all
we're having a ball

didn't get warning before they
kicked the door in
stupid little stars burn up
in the morning
got a can of cider,
had a chicken tikka
then I won a trip for two
in sunny Costa Rica

it's nothing at all
we're having a ball

sitting on my sofa
waiting for my chauffeur
along came a copper
told me it was over

it's nothing at all
we're having a ball