(talking) (talking) (Falando) quack goes the goose quack goes the goose Quack diz o ganso and also goes the duck and also goes the duck E também diz o pato moo goes the cow moo goes the cow Muu diz a vaca (singing) (singing) (Cantando) my dad is a business man my dad is a business man Meu pai é um homem de negócios he likes to drink a few he likes to drink a few Ele gosta de beber um pouco he likes to watch the footy he likes to watch the footy Ele gosta de assistir o pezinho and doesn't flush his poo and doesn't flush his poo E não dá a descarga em seu cocô when hes not at works hes dirty when hes not at works hes dirty Quando ele não está no trabalho ele é sujo digging in his pit digging in his pit Cavando em seu poço when its deep enough when its deep enough Quando está profundo o suficiente he hangs a little shit he hangs a little shit Ele pendura um pouco de merda (chorus) (chorus) (Refrão) woooooo my dad is weird woooooo my dad is weird Woooooo meu pai é estranho yeh he is very strange yeh he is very strange Sim, Ele é muito estranho he makes all his chickens he makes all his chickens Ele faz todas as suas galinhas lay all their eggs free range lay all their eggs free range Coloca todos os seus ovos em uma distância livre my dad bets on the footy my dad bets on the footy Meu pai aposta no pezinho and although he always loses and although he always loses E embora ele sempre perca he sits in his chair he sits in his chair Ele senta em sua cadeira pulling out his hair pulling out his hair Retirando seu cabelo and calls everyone losers and calls everyone losers E chama a todos de perdedores (chorus) (chorus) (Refrão)