Gohan wa sugoi yo nandemo au yo hokahoka
Raamen udon ni okonomiyaki korekore
Tansuikabutsu to tansuikabutsu no
Yume no koraboreeshon
(Atsuatsu Hokahoka)

Gohan wa sugoi yo nai to komaru yo
Mushiro gohan ga okazu da yo
Kansaijin nara yappari okonomiyaki gohan

Demo watashi kansaijin ja nai n desu
(Donaiyanen !)
Ichi-Ni-San-shi-go-ha-n !
Ichi-Ni-San-shi-go-ha-n !

Gohan wa sugoi yo nandemo au yo hokahoka
Kimuchi ni nattou namatamago korekore
Shiroi gohan wa masshiroi kyanbasu
Mugen imajineeshon
(atsuatsu hokahoka)

Gohan wa sugoi yo nai to komaru yo
Yappari gohan wa shushoku da ne
Nipponjin nara tonikaku panshoku yori gohan desho

"Gohan wa okazu ja nai no ka yo ! "
"A... Wasuretetaa"
"Koraa !! "

Gohan wa sugoi yo nandemo au yo hokahoka
Yakisoba takoyaki tonpeiyaki korekore
Tansuikabutsu to tansuikabutsu no
Yume no koraboreeshon
(atsuatsu hokahoka icchae icchae)

Gohan wa sugoi yo nai to komaru yo
Mushiro gohan ga okazu da yo
Kansaijin nara yappari okonomiyaki gohan

Watashi zense wa kansaijin !
(Donaiyanen !)
Ichi-ni-san-shi-go-ha-n !
Ichi-ni-san-shi-go-ha-n !
Ichi-ni-san-shi-go-ha-n !
Ichi-ni-san-shi-go-ha-n !