Good news, you must agree,
No more smoking in pubs you see.
No more, no more stinky clothes,
No more smoke going up your nose.

Oh good news, you must agree,
No more smoking in pubs you see.
No more, no more stinky clothes,
No more smoke going up your nose.

(Kazoo solo)

Good news, you must agree,
No more smoking in pubs you see.
No more, no more stinky clothes,
No more smoke going up your nose.

(Kazoo solo)

Good news, you must agree,
No more smoking in pubs you see.
No more, no more stinky clothes,
No more smoke going up your nose.

(Kazoo solo)

Oh good news, you must agree,
No more smoking in pubs you see.
No more, no more stinky clothes,
No more smoke going up...

Hey, hey wait a minute, get that out of here... no smoking in here, it's a
No smoking bar... c'mon on get out, get out... c'mon, out you go.