"Brothers and sisters, I sense that somewhere out there one of our viewers has a pain... it's a severe pain in the... a kind of stiffness... in the neck. Viewer, place your hand on your television screen. Do it now. I command that you be healed! Neck pain demons be gone!! There, you should feel better, now." "Brothers and sisters, I sense that somewhere out there one of our viewers has a pain... it's a severe pain in the... a kind of stiffness... in the neck. Viewer, place your hand on your television screen. Do it now. I command that you be healed! Neck pain demons be gone!! There, you should feel better, now." Irmãos e irmãs, eu sinto que em algum lugar lá fora, um dos nossos telespectadores tem uma dor ... é uma dor no ... uma espécie de rigidez ... no pescoço. Viewer, coloque sua mão no seu ecrã de televisão. Fá-lo agora. Eu ordeno que você se curou! Cervicalgia demônios se passou! Lá, você deve sentir-se melhor, agora. " "Brothers and sisters, I wish to remind you we now sell this holy, blessed healing salve. Only $39.99. Works on all pains, boils, and itchiness of the skin and scalp. Buy now and receive the prayer towel, holy golf divot repair tool, and blessed red plastic martini olive swords - no extra charge." "Brothers and sisters, I wish to remind you we now sell this holy, blessed healing salve. Only $39.99. Works on all pains, boils, and itchiness of the skin and scalp. Buy now and receive the prayer towel, holy golf divot repair tool, and blessed red plastic martini olive swords - no extra charge." "Irmãos e irmãs, gostaria de lembrá-lo agora vender esta santa, bendita cura paliativo. Apenas $ 39,99. Funciona em todas as dores, furúnculos, e comichão na pele e couro cabeludo. Compre agora e receba a oração toalha, santo golfe torrão reparação ferramenta, e bendito plástico vermelho martini azeitona espadas - sem custo extra. " "I am innocent of these charges! This young woman... this hussy... this licentious harlot is an instrument... (sobbing) all right, I did it! I am a sinner! I have sinned against yoohoohoohoohoo." "I am innocent of these charges! This young woman... this hussy... this licentious harlot is an instrument... (sobbing) all right, I did it! I am a sinner! I have sinned against yoohoohoohoohoo." "Eu sou inocente dessas acusações! Esta jovem mulher ... isto ... isto árdego petulante prostituta é um instrumento ... (sobbing) tudo bem, eu fiz isso, sou um pecador! Eu pequei contra yoohoohoohoohoo".