I want to be Julia Roberts in the movies
I want to make you laugh and make you cry
make you want to be me

then I want to steal all of her beautiful appeal
and wrap it up so no else can see

that's the truth them are the facts
I'm a self-obsessed little brat
that's the deal I got no couth
it's a sorted disease from my unrequited youth

then I want to die right her in Hollywood's eye
so everyone and their mother will remember me
then I'm going to slap your tears all over my fears
like a Band-Aid covering the lonely only truth
I want to be loved
I WANT TO BE LOVED
I WANT TO BE LOVED BY EVERYONE!!!!!!!!

that's the truth
that's the fact
I'm a self-obsessed little brat