YOU CAUGHT YOUR WIFE FUCKING THE MAILMAN YOU CAUGHT YOUR WIFE FUCKING THE MAILMAN Você pegou sua mulher fodendo com o carteiro YOU THREW HER DOWN A FLIGHT OFF STAIRS YOU THREW HER DOWN A FLIGHT OFF STAIRS Você fez ela voar pelas escadas YOUR SON CAME HOME WITH 4 D'S AND AN F YOUR SON CAME HOME WITH 4 D'S AND AN F Seu filho chegou com 4 notas D's e um F' YOU KICKED HIM IN THE BALLS AND IN THE FACE YOU KICKED HIM IN THE BALLS AND IN THE FACE Você chutou as bolas dele e deu um soco em sua cara IF I WAS A COP, CALLED TO YOUR HOUSE IF I WAS A COP, CALLED TO YOUR HOUSE Se eu fosse um policial chamado para a sua casa I'D CONGRATULATE YOU FOR BEATING YOUR SPOUSE I'D CONGRATULATE YOU FOR BEATING YOUR SPOUSE Eu te daria os parabéns por bater em sua esposa I'D SHAKE YOUR HAND FOR BEATING YOUR SON I'D SHAKE YOUR HAND FOR BEATING YOUR SON Eu cumprimentaria suas mãos por socar o seu filho IF HE WAS MY SON, I'D TAKE OUT MY GUN IF HE WAS MY SON, I'D TAKE OUT MY GUN Mas se ele fosse meu filho, eu usaria uma arma! DOMESTIC VIOLENCE IS REALLY REALLY REALLY FUNNY DOMESTIC VIOLENCE IS REALLY REALLY REALLY FUNNY Violência doméstica é muito, mas muito, mas muito divertido! DOMESTIC VIOLENCE IS REALLY REALLY REALLY FUNNY DOMESTIC VIOLENCE IS REALLY REALLY REALLY FUNNY Violência doméstica é muito, mas muito, mas muito divertido! DOMESTIC VIOLENCE IS REALLY REALLY REALLY FUNNY DOMESTIC VIOLENCE IS REALLY REALLY REALLY FUNNY Violência doméstica é muito, mas muito, mas muito divertido! DOMESTIC VIOLENCE IS REALLY REALLY REALLY FUNNY DOMESTIC VIOLENCE IS REALLY REALLY REALLY FUNNY Violência doméstica é muito, mas muito, mas muito divertido! YOUR TEENAGE DAUGHTER CAME HOME PREGNANT FOR THE 3'RD OR 4'TH TIME YOUR TEENAGE DAUGHTER CAME HOME PREGNANT FOR THE 3'RD OR 4'TH TIME Sua filha adolescente de 13 anos veio para casa grávida pela 4 vez YOU PUT ON YOUR BOOTS AND KICKED HER IN THE STOMACH YOU PUT ON YOUR BOOTS AND KICKED HER IN THE STOMACH Então você pegou seu cuturno e matou o bebê chutando o estômago dela THEN YOU CAUGHT YOUR WIFE SUCKING THE MILKMAN'S DICK THEN YOU CAUGHT YOUR WIFE SUCKING THE MILKMAN'S DICK Daí você flagrou sua mulher chupando o pau do leiteiro SO YOU THREW HER DOWN THE STAIRS AGAIN SO YOU THREW HER DOWN THE STAIRS AGAIN Então você jogou ela pela janela dessa vez! IF I WAS A COP, CALLED TO YOUR HOUSE IF I WAS A COP, CALLED TO YOUR HOUSE Se eu fosse um policial chamado para a sua casa ID OFFERED TO SHOOT YOUR NO-GOOD SPOUSE ID OFFERED TO SHOOT YOUR NO-GOOD SPOUSE Eu lhe emprestaria a minha arma para matar sua esposa horrível IF I HAD TO DEAL WITH YOUR TEENAGE SLUT IF I HAD TO DEAL WITH YOUR TEENAGE SLUT Eu iria ensinar umas lições para a biscate da sua filha I'D GLADLY KICK HER IN THE GUT I'D GLADLY KICK HER IN THE GUT Eu me divertiria chutando ela na buceta DOMESTIC VIOLENCE IS REALLY REALLY REALLY FUNNY DOMESTIC VIOLENCE IS REALLY REALLY REALLY FUNNY Violência doméstica é muito, mas muito, mas muito divertido! DOMESTIC VIOLENCE IS REALLY REALLY REALLY FUNNY DOMESTIC VIOLENCE IS REALLY REALLY REALLY FUNNY Violência doméstica é muito, mas muito, mas muito divertido! DOMESTIC VIOLENCE IS REALLY REALLY REALLY FUNNY DOMESTIC VIOLENCE IS REALLY REALLY REALLY FUNNY Violência doméstica é muito, mas muito, mas muito divertido! DOMESTIC VIOLENCE IS REALLY REALLY REALLY FUNNY DOMESTIC VIOLENCE IS REALLY REALLY REALLY FUNNY Violência doméstica é muito, mas muito, mas muito divertido!