An old man has a heart attack in the movie theater An old man has a heart attack in the movie theater Um senhor de idade teve um ataque cardíaco no cinema While my friend calls an ambulance While my friend calls an ambulance Enquanto meu amigo chama uma ambulância Buster Keaton's dancing Buster Keaton's dancing Buster Keaton está dançando I wait for the punchline I wait for the punchline Eu espero pelo fim da piada But it never comes But it never comes Mas isso nunca vem Two blind kids in wheelchairs are crossing the street Two blind kids in wheelchairs are crossing the street Duas crianças cegas em cadeiras de rodas estão atravessando a rua And they get hit by the ambulance And they get hit by the ambulance E elas são atingidas pela ambulância Because the light was green Because the light was green Porque a luz estava verde And I wait for the punchline And I wait for the punchline E eu espero pelo fim da piada But it never comes But it never comes Mas isso nunca vem Promised you that I'd be true Promised you that I'd be true Prometi a você que eu seria verdadeiro And now chandeliers are crashing down to the ground And now chandeliers are crashing down to the ground E agora lustres estão desabando no chão Waitresses drop their trays Waitresses drop their trays Garçonetes deixam cair suas bandejas Trains derail with passengers Trains derail with passengers Descarrilhamento de trens com passageiros While mother snakes eat their young While mother snakes eat their young Enquanto mães cobras comem suas crias The water pipes in this town The water pipes in this town As tubulações de água dessa cidade Burst and flood the living room Burst and flood the living room Estouram e inundam a sala de estar The firetrucks lose their way home The firetrucks lose their way home Os caminhões de bombeiros perdem seu caminho para casa And crash into the hospitals And crash into the hospitals E batem em hospitais We're causing accidents We're causing accidents Nós estamos causando acidentes Me and you Me and you Eu e você We're causing accidents We're causing accidents Nós estamos causando acidentes Me and you Me and you Eu e você Where does a promise go Where does a promise go Para onde vai uma promessa When you pretend it isn't there? When you pretend it isn't there? Quando você finge que ela não existe? Do we really think that it could just disappear? Do we really think that it could just disappear? Nós realmente achamos que isso poderia simplesmente desaparecer?