Hipsters of the world stand tall and unite
And you may have won the battle, but I’m sure you’ll lose the fight
And always putting down what you don’t understand
And never ever getting or giving a damn

All your debutants with all your little thoughts
You’re much too old to be so naïve
And I’ve heard it all before, I’m sure you’ve heard it all before
If you don’t like it here then why don’t you leave?

One for the money two for the show
Your packaged rebellion is getting old
I’ve got a kiss for ya baby so come on let’s go
When it’s one for the money, two for the show
Three to get ready and go, let’s go!

You you’re just a critic and to me that means cynic
You had your chance and you threw it away
And you could have been anything, should’ve done anything
But now you’re still standing with nothing to say

One for the money two for the show
Your packaged rebellion is getting old
I’ve got a kiss for ya baby so come on let’s go
When it’s one for the money, two for the show
Three to get ready and go, let’s go!