I woke up one morning to the headline
of my nightmare
It's the kind of thing that gives you
a real scare
Elvis is alive and well in New Orleans
I thought the Elvis epidemic ended in 1977
Then I found out he's not in heaven
He's gonna find Parsilla and beat her again
Theres gotta be something done
Before elvis makes another album
Let's make his urine aluinurium
Elvis is alive and well in New Orleans
We should drain and sk8 his guitar pool
Bomb his graceland, yeah, that'd be cool
Put him in the arms of Alby the Krul