Hello - I'm fat.
Yeah, it's not easy being fat.
People don't really like ya.
I don't understand it meself, course.
But wherever I go - whoever I bump into,
They seem to wanna say the same old thing.. yeah...

You fat bastard!
You fat bastard!
You fat bastard!
You fat bastard!
You fat bastard!
You fat bastard!
You fat bastard!
You fat bastard!
You fat bastard!
You fat bastard!
You fat bastard!
You fat bastard!
You fat bastard!
You fat bastard!
You fat bastard!
You fat bastard!
You fat bastard!
You fat bastard!
You Fat Bastard!
You fat bastard!
You fat bastard!
You fat bastard!
You fat bastard!
You fat bastard!
You fat bastard!
You fat bastard!
You fat bastard!
You fat bastard!