Blunt objects collide with impact
Crushing skulls like fucking insects
Bludgeoned, beaten, stomped and bashed
Masked terror, blood-stained bait

Craftly clobbered, bloodcrazed vengeance
Unidentified corpses, shitstained pants
Unspeakable horror, choking on their own teeth
Campside carnage, bodycount still increases
You've picked the worst fucking place
At the worst fucking time!

Blunt objects collide with impact
Crushing skulls like fucking insects
Bludgeoned, beaten, stomped and bashed
Masked terror, blood-stained bait

Craftly clobbered, bloodcrazed vengeance
Unidentified corpses, shitstained pants
Unspeakable horror, choking on their own teeth
Campside carnage, bodycount still increases
You've picked the worst fucking place
At the worst fucking time!