Crossed the street naked at night Crossed the street naked at night Cruzei a rua pelado à noite Bent over to show some moonlight Bent over to show some moonlight Me inclinei um pouco pra ver a luz da lua Pulled out some beer and gulped it down Pulled out some beer and gulped it down Puxei uma cerveja e engoli a seco Nude in a gutter is how I was found Nude in a gutter is how I was found Pelado na sarjeta foi como eu fui achado Thrown in a police car and the door slammed Thrown in a police car and the door slammed Jogado num carro de polícia, a porta fechada No noise just silence as I screamed my dick was jammed No noise just silence as I screamed my dick was jammed Sem barulho, apenas silêncio tanto quanto eu gritei, minha garganta estava emperrada Now in prison for one month no one to see Now in prison for one month no one to see Agora na cadeia por um mês sem ninguém pra ver All I got is this guy benjamin dover All I got is this guy benjamin dover Tudo que eu tenho é esse cara, Ben Dover Don't like hesh-dont like rap-kicked ol' sally cause she's fat-I'm a Don't like hesh-dont like rap-kicked ol' sally cause she's fat-I'm a Não gosto de hesh, não gosto de rap, dispensei a Sally porque ela é gorda, eu sou um jerk I'm a punk took a shower cause i stunk-smoke a bong killed a jerk I'm a punk took a shower cause i stunk-smoke a bong killed a idiota, sou um punk, tomei um banho porque eu fedia, fumei um cigarro, matei um cat-had my nuts attacked by rats dad got nude-I wore a thong-for a cat-had my nuts attacked by rats dad got nude-I wore a thong-for a gato, tive minhas bolas atacadas por ratos - papai ficou nu, eu usava uma tanga como hobby hobby hobby I make bombs I make bombs eu faço bombas Went to a farm to tip some cows Went to a farm to tip some cows Fui a uma fazenda pra ordenhar umas vacas Forgot that I left my pants down Forgot that I left my pants down Esqueci que deixei minhas calças abaixadas Bent over to pick them up Bent over to pick them up Me inclinei um pouco pra puxá-las pra cima Felt a twelve guage next to my !@#$ Felt a twelve guage next to my !@#$ Senti um medidor perto do meu... The farmer took me to his house The farmer took me to his house O fazendeiro me levou pra casa dele Showed me the closet from the inside out Showed me the closet from the inside out Me mostrou o caminho de dentro pra fora The police came and took me away The police came and took me away A polícia veio e me levou embora Saw ben dover again and he's still gay Saw ben dover again and he's still gay Vi Ben Dover de novo e ele continua gay Don't like hesh-dont like rap-kicked ol' sally cause she's fat-I'm a Don't like hesh-dont like rap-kicked ol' sally cause she's fat-I'm a Não gosto de hesh, não gosto de rap, dispensei a Sally porque ela é gorda, eu sou um jerk I'm a punk took a shower cause i stunk-smoke a bong killed a jerk I'm a punk took a shower cause i stunk-smoke a bong killed a idiota, sou um punk, tomei um banho porque eu fedia, fumei um cigarro, matei um cat-had my nuts attacked by rats dad got dude-I wore a thong-for a cat-had my nuts attacked by rats dad got dude-I wore a thong-for a gato, tive minhas bolas atacadas por ratos - papai ficou nu, eu usava uma tanga como hobby hobby hobby I make bombs I make bombs eu faço bombas