[Tom]
I want to fuck a dog in the ass

[Mark]
He wants to fuck a dog in the ass

[t]
i wanna fuck a dog (that's right kids)
i tried to fuck your mom in the ass
tried to fuck your dad in the ass
could only find the dog... and his ass

[m and t]
we wanna fuck a dog in the ass
we wanna fuck a dog in the ass
we wanna fuck a dog

[t]
i tried to fuck a fucking pirate in the ass

[m]
aarrh me and me first mate asurvy cur

[t]
tried to fuck a fucking pirate
vut i've found the dog

[m]
ahh that was no pirate man that was thine own sister

[music stops]

[m]
its a mexican pirate

[music continues]

[m and t]
we want to fuck a dog in the ass
we want to fuck a dog in the ass
wanna fuck a fucking dog

[m]
fuck you