Sitting here at my house watching a dvd Sitting here at my house watching a dvd Sentado aqui na minha casa vendo um DVD Im getting a little horny as it comes to me Im getting a little horny as it comes to me Eu estou ficando um pouco excitado quando se trata de mim why sit here on my ass, and jerk off why sit here on my ass, and jerk off Porque eu fico sentado aqui e me masturbando when i could go get a girl and have them suck me off when i could go get a girl and have them suck me off Enquanto eu posso pegar uma garota e pedir pra me chupar Its three o clock Its three o clock São três horas its time to rock its time to rock É hora de agitar lets get out of bed lets get out of bed Vamos sair da cama so i could get some....... (head!!!) so i could get some....... (head!!!) Pra eu ter um pouco de.. cabeça! (repeat chorus) (repeat chorus) (repete o refrão) Pete yorn loves the corn Pete yorn loves the corn Pete Yorn ama o sabugo jeter loves seeing clevage jeter loves seeing clevage Jeter adora ver peitões obi wan kenobi loves rubbing his shamobi obi wan kenobi loves rubbing his shamobi Obi Wan Kenobi adora esfregar o seu shamobi dogs balls hurt when they fall dogs balls hurt when they fall As bolas dos cachorros doem quando eles caem and bull balls is the worst of all. and bull balls is the worst of all. E as bolas de touro são as piores de todas repeat chorus X2 repeat chorus X2 repete o refrão 2x interlude: interlude: intervenção: never have i ever, since something clever never have i ever, since something clever Eu nunca fiz isso sempre, desde algo inteligente how could it be, a annoymous meeting for me how could it be, a annoymous meeting for me Como seria se anônimas se encontrassem por mim? (why would i ever) (why would i ever) (why would i ever) (why would i ever) Porque eu sempre? Porque eu sempre? repeat chorus X4 repeat chorus X4 repete o refrão 4x