Yeah my girlfriend takes me home when I'm too drunk to drive Yeah my girlfriend takes me home when I'm too drunk to drive É minha namorada me leva pra casa quando estou muito bêbado para dirigir And she doesn't get all jealous when I hang out with the guys And she doesn't get all jealous when I hang out with the guys E ela não fica toda ciumenta quando eu saio com os amigos She laughs at my dumb jokes when no one does She laughs at my dumb jokes when no one does Ela ri de toda minhas piadas idiotas quando ninguém ri She brings me mexican food from sombrero just because She brings me mexican food from sombrero just because Ela me traz comida mexicana no Sombrero só porque ela quer And my girlfriend likes ul and dhc And my girlfriend likes ul and dhc E minha namorada gosta de UL e DHC And she's so smart and independent And she's so smart and independent E ela é tão esperta e independente I dont think she needs me I dont think she needs me Eu não acho que ela precise de mim Quite half as much as I know I need her Quite half as much as I know I need her Nem metade do quanto eu sei que preciso dela I wonder why there's not another guy that she'd prefer I wonder why there's not another guy that she'd prefer Eu imagino que não tenha outro cara que ela preferiria And when I feel like giving up like my world is falling down And when I feel like giving up like my world is falling down E quando eu tenho vontade de desistir como se meu mundo estivesse desabando I show up at three a.m. she's still up watching vacation I show up at three a.m. she's still up watching vacation Eu apareço as 3 a.m., ela ainda está acordada assistindo "Vacation" And I see her pretty face it takes me away to a better place And I see her pretty face it takes me away to a better place E eu vejo seu rosto lindo e isso me leva para um lugar melhor And I know that everything's gonna be fine And I know that everything's gonna be fine E eu sei que tudo ficará bem Yeah my girlfriend takes collect calls from the road Yeah my girlfriend takes collect calls from the road É minha namorada aceita ligações a cobrar da estrada And it doesn't seem to matter that I'm lacking in the bulge And it doesn't seem to matter that I'm lacking in the bulge E não parece se importar que eu estou faltando no bojo She laughs at my dumb jokes when no one does She laughs at my dumb jokes when no one does Ela ri das minhas piadas idiotas quando ninguém ri She brings me mexican food from sombrero just because She brings me mexican food from sombrero just because Ela me trás comida mexicana do Sombredo só porque ela quer And when I feel like giving up like my world is falling down And when I feel like giving up like my world is falling down E quando eu tenho vontade de desistir como se meu mundo estivesse desabando I show up at three a.m. she's still up watching vacation I show up at three a.m. she's still up watching vacation Eu apareço as 3 a.m., ela ainda está acordada assistindo "Vacation" And I see her pretty face it takes me away to a better place And I see her pretty face it takes me away to a better place E eu vejo seu rosto lindo e isso me leva para um lugar melhor And I know that everything's gonna be fine And I know that everything's gonna be fine E eu sei que tudo ficará bem