A pirate walks into a bar, tthe bartender asks:
"What's with the steering wheel in your pants?"
And the pirate says "Argh! It's driving me nuts!"
Now I've been riding across the seven seas
Looking for a girl from another fantasy
I keep a big ship they call me Captain Kid
I got the eye patch, Tri hat, Rolling like a pirate
Shiver my timbers, Fuck you til you're limber
Freaky, Deaky, To get leaky
Like RUN DMC, It's tricky, So animated
Might as well call me Read Beard
Pedal to the medal, Red eyes like a devil
Raise the white flag, Can't reach my level
Like AR AR! We're sick like stars
XXX til I hit your mark
Ahoy, Ahoy, I put the happy to the joy
Fuck with me and I'll play you like a game boy
Ninja, Skin Ya, Throw you in a blenda
Chop chop chop, I'm a mother fucking pirate
Yo ho ho and a bottle on go
It's my duty to please that booty
Yo ho ho and a bottle on go
It's my duty to please that booty
Yo ho ho and a bottle on go
It's my duty to please that booty
Yo ho ho and a bottle on go
Yo ho ho, It's a pirates life for me
It's a pirates life for me...
Yo ho! Sorry bitch I wasn't calling your name
We burning so hot, You cant even capture the flame
Street rat, Hood rat, Freak with tats and spoiled brat
No, Wait, Guess again, I'm a motherfucking pirate
I'm over you like I just drunked, Yeah
Battle ship you just got sunked
Boy, You think you can handle this?
Is your port hole big enough for my ship?
It's not the motion of the ocean, It's the size that's the thing
Cause we ain't getting no where with these fucking water-wings
I used to be balling, Now I'm just straight dunking
Gold stars for my rhymes, I got all the boys sucking
Jealous bitches start hating cause it's not them that we fucking
That game you claim you play is the motherfucking game that I'm running
Yo ho ho and a bottle on go
It's my duty to please that booty
Yo ho ho and a bottle on go
It's my duty to please that booty
Yo ho ho and a bottle on go
It's my duty to please that booty
Yo ho ho and a bottle on go
Yo ho ho, It's a pirates life for me
It's a pirates life for me
Now and then we had a hope that if we lived and we're good God would permit us to be pirates
Yo ho ho, It's a pirates life for me
Yo ho ho, It's a pirates life for me
FIRE!
Yo ho ho and a bottle on go
It's my duty to please that booty
Yo ho ho and a bottle on go
It's my duty to please that booty
Yo ho ho and a bottle on go
It's my duty to please that booty
Yo ho ho and a bottle on go
Yo ho ho, It's a pirates life for me
It's a pirates life for me
Yo ho ho, It's a pirates life for me
Yo ho ho, It's a pirates life for me
I'm a pirate, Nigga
