Are you a magician?
A talented bluffer?
Have you an ambition
To be a performer?
To be a performer,
Get ready to suffer
A chronic condition
The rest of your life

If you got of blue face
And you won't about face
You must be a two face
To be a performer,
To be a performer,
Required the star face
'cause if your new face
New face the test of your life

Have you discovered
In your attic
Your dramatic, acrobatic,
Automatic!
Be a static
Here you are
Look and be the second under story to the star

So join the profession
The braise of admission
Is your externalization
To be a performer,
To be a performer,
To be a performer...
To make that all hill claim
To make he pay our dime
You're gonna have hot time
Oh less you'll have a time
The best your love