Acha: "Hayaku, hayaku, Kocha, nekutai!"
Kocha: "Hai na!"
Acha: "Da~! Chigau, chigau! Acha no."
Kocha: "E!? Kocha no?"
Acha: "Sou! Sono chou nekutai!"
Kocha: "Nanka ooki-suginai?"
Acha: "Utau toki yo, yappari kore ga nai to..."
Kocha: "Kakko kara hairu cha ne."
Acha: "Da-ha-ha! Soredewa, iku n' desu yo."
Kocha: "Ii desu yo, Acha!"

Ehhen Watakushi Baranoia no shinshi
Kohhon Watashi mo Baranoia no shinshi
Acha ga atte no Baranoia
Kocha ga atte no Baranoia

Mezamashi kocha ni okosaretara
Koukan suru desu kandenchi
Karada no achakocha abura wo sashite
Bokan hasshin!
Shouri wo kakushin!

Bara-Bara-Bara-Bara-Baranoia-cha-cha-cha
Ka-ke-ki-ku-ke-ko-ka-ko-ka-ki-ku-ke-ko-cha-cha-cha
Da kedo zenzen acha-cha
Ha ga tatanai yo kocha-cha
Taikyaku shikkyaku ninin sankyaku cha-cha-no-cha

Ehhen Watakushi Baranoia no shinshi
Kohhon Watashi mo Baranoia no shinshi
Acha ga atte no Baranoia
Kocha ga atte no Baranoia

Nebosuke Acha ni oshieru tcha
Chikyuu no sakusen gyakutanchi
Uchuu no achakocha kikimimi tatete
Shutsugeki totsugeki!
Shuuchuu kougeki!

Bara-Bara-Bara-Bara-Baranoia-cha-cha-cha
Ka-ke-ki-ku-ke-ko-ka-ko-ka-ki-ku-ke-ko-cha-cha-cha
Da kedo uru uru acha-cha
Yaku ni tatanai kocha-cha
Waga hai renpai zero-shou zenpai cha-cha-no-cha

Acha: "Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!! Hai, hai, hai, hai, hai, hai......!"
Kocha: "Soko cha..."