Hey all you fellas let me fill you in
You just can't fool her with your foolish grin
You got to pay respects unto the weaker sex
forget the movies you've seen
up on the silver screen
Don't you tell her things that you don't mean

I starred in that movie just the other night
The script was shaky but the plot was tight
I starred in that movie and it's plain to see
You don't remember me

Hey all your daughters that would rather die
Then trade that sugar for some pie in the sky
I'd like to wish you well, some things
you just can't sell
But if you drop your price, make sure
he treats you nice and make sure
it's worth the sacrifice

Because I starred in that movie
just the other night
The script was shaky but the plot was tight
I starred in that movie and it's plain to see
You don't remember me

I starred in that movie not too long ago
You might have seen me in the late late show
I starred in that movie and it's plain to see
You don't remember me.