I hope that the last the page of your 800 page novel is missing. I hope that the last the page of your 800 page novel is missing. Eu espero que você perca a ultima página do seu romance de 800 páginas. And I hope that it rains if you leave the window down on your red mustang. And I hope that it rains if you leave the window down on your red mustang. E eu espero que chova se você deixar abaixada a janela de seu mustang vermelho. 'Cause everyday ought to be a bad day for you. 'Cause everyday ought to be a bad day for you. Pois todo dia deveria ser um dia ruim para você. And if you drop your keys I hope there's a sewer somewhere very nearby. And if you drop your keys I hope there's a sewer somewhere very nearby. E se você deixar cair suas chaves espero que haja um esgoto bem por perto. I hope that your team lost; I hope your new girl takes off with a new guy. I hope that your team lost; I hope your new girl takes off with a new guy. Espero que seu time perca; Espero que sua nova garota saia com outro cara. (old version: and if you're out of clean sheets I hope your new girl takes off and it's clear why) (old version: and if you're out of clean sheets I hope your new girl takes off and it's clear why) 'Cause everyday ought to be a bad day for you. 'Cause everyday ought to be a bad day for you. Pois todo dia deveria ser um dia ruim para você. And I would like to be your girlfriend so I could dump you. And I would like to be your girlfriend so I could dump you. E eu gostaria de ser sua namorada só pra te zombar. And I would like to be your garbage man so I would never have to pick up your trash again. And I would like to be your garbage man so I would never have to pick up your trash again. E eu gostaria de ser seu lixeiro só pra nunca mais pegar seu lixo denovo. Maybe you should wonder why your apartment is always so empty. Maybe you should wonder why your apartment is always so empty. Talvez você imagine porque seu apartamento está sempre tão vazio. Well I hope you get locked out of that apartment and have to call Jenny. Well I hope you get locked out of that apartment and have to call Jenny. Espero que você se tranque para fora do apartamento e tenha que chamar a Jenny. 'Cause everyday ought to be a bad day for you. 'Cause everyday ought to be a bad day for you. And I would like to be your girlfriend so I could dump you. But i'm sorry if it ever is. But i'm sorry if it ever is. Mas me desculpe se já é assim