Dear Abby, Dear Abby, Querida Abby (Dead Kennedys) Got a problem. I'm a decent, underpaid, hardworking county coroner. It's Got a problem. I'm a decent, underpaid, hardworking county coroner. It's Querida Abby, important that my family eat meat at least three times a week. But we just can't important that my family eat meat at least three times a week. But we just can't Estou com um problema. Sou um decente, mal pago, e esforçado legista do condado. É importante que minha família coma carne três vezes por semana afford to with the prices the way they are. So I bring home some choice cuts from my afford to with the prices the way they are. So I bring home some choice cuts from my Mas não podemos comprar com os esses preços de hoje em dia. autopsy subjects. Just mix in the Tuna Helper:and ta-da! autopsy subjects. Just mix in the Tuna Helper:and ta-da! Então eu trouxe para a casa alguns pedaços que escolhi dentre os objetos das autópsias The whole family thinks my new meals are delicious. They ask me what's The whole family thinks my new meals are delicious. They ask me what's Só misturei com um pouco de atum e tá pronto! my secret. Abby, I think they're getting suspicious. My smart-ass 8-year-old keeps my secret. Abby, I think they're getting suspicious. My smart-ass 8-year-old keeps A família inteira pensa que minhas novas refeições são deliciosas. Eles me perguntam qual é o meu segredo. asking, "Where's all the meat? The red dye #2 kind that's kept in the fridge." asking, "Where's all the meat? The red dye #2 kind that's kept in the fridge." Abby, eu acho que eles estão desconfiados. Meu filho espertalhão de 8 anos fica me perguntando "De onde vem toda essa carne? Os restos do cadáver Nº2 ainda estão na geladeira" If they find out the truth I don't think they'll understand. Abby, what do I tell If they find out the truth I don't think they'll understand. Abby, what do I tell Se eles descobrirem a verdade eu acho que eles não vão entender. Abby, o que eu digo para minha família? my family? my family? Querido Vítima da Reaganconomia: Consulte: seu clérigo. Certifique-se de que o corpo seja abençoado e tudo ficará bem. DEAR REAGANOMICS VICTIM: Consult your clergyman. Make sure the body's DEAR REAGANOMICS VICTIM: Consult your clergyman. Make sure the body's blessed and everything should be just fine. blessed and everything should be just fine.