Gone to Tahiti on vacation
In the jungle I found me a tiki man
Well, you can understand my elation
When the natives, they um, they all shook my hand
The head of the village said destroy it
Well, I'm no fool, I kept it anyway
Now to this day I regret it
When I found you, my little tiki man

TIKI MAN
I've got nothing to do with you
TIKI MAN
And our partnership is through
TIKI MAN
I'll tell you right now
Aren't you ever going to leave it alone?

Soon I discovered my special powers
Me and my old friend the tiki man
I could float around my room for many hours
And make some certain people disappear
But there was something terribly disturbing
My eyes turned ruby red like a tiki man
Now in time I'm cursed forever
Thanks to my friend the tiki man

TIKI MAN
I've got nothing to do with you
TIKI MAN
Our partnership is through
TIKI MAN
I tell you right now
You're never gonna leave it alone
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Whoa! Oh! Look out! TIKI MAN! No!