Sad Boy Deer Scout Amanda don't worry
Somebody will want me
I do my own laundry
I don't need your pity

I go to liberal art school
Everybody's an individual
I come home for the holidays
I am not the boy you raised

My skin gleams with perspiration
My heart beats with amphetamines
I'm the saddest boy in the nation
I don't want to bring you down with me

The world is pretty small
I think I've seen it all
Annie has the last silver key
But she won't acknowledge me

Circles around the ice rink
Make my sadness interesting
Remember me from the party?
Teach my sadness dignity

My skin gleams with perspiration
My heart beats with amphetamines
I'm the saddest boy in the nation
I don't want to bring you down with me

The world is pretty small
I think I've seen it all
Annie has the last silver key
But she won't acknowledge me