Ft. R.A. The Rugged Man
(Intro)
Calling all cars. We have an all points bulletin out fo two Caucasian males
The first, R.A. The Rugged Man, the second being, Diabolic
Wanted in connection with a series of bar fights
Without outstanding warrants fo
Public intoxication, public urination, disorderly conduct and generally just smoking up
Over
(Verse: R.A. The Rugged Man)
Yo, betta than the best, makin' a head burst to the best experts
My worst verse is betta than your best verse
Compared to me? I'm Rakim and you're Fred Durst
You're a snitch and betrayer, I'm the clip-sprayer
You're a bitch lickin' popsicles that are dick flavor
I've got a vengeance, I'll murder, leavin' you dead and beheaded
I'm leavin' more bodies than the 1918 influenza epidemic
Thought you was believin' atheism and hatin' religion
And replacin' religion wit patriotism
I'm murderin' and I'm mutilatin' any peg and a mason
It's livin', it's black, steal our chaos when I break into prison
The bloody ape is arisen I'm the creation of freebase
And in the streets when the police chasin'
The track lubricated in Vaseline I'm beat rapin'
Filthy rapper that's rappin' in pack in the mid when I'm packin' the pen
I'm massacrin' men, I'm hated by Buddhists, Baptists and Catholics and the pope of the Vatican
Hated by Satanist Hindus, hated by Madonna while she's followin' Kabbalah
I'll slap you up and slam you like Hogan vs. Kamala whether Bush or Obama
It's a soap opera, I'm the embodiment of Cold Crush and Bambada
You dudes is feminine girly rappers, spittin' bitch bars
That ain't spittin', that's your mouth havin' a vaginal discharge
I'm on a mission like Moses when he was headed to Pharaoh
And I'm more deadly than the murderous hands of Edwin Valero, come on
(Hook)
No one gives a fuck about these scumbags
In Suffolk County and we wear these colors proudly
Coppers need to up the bounty
If these suckers run their mouth we snap and act too fucking rowdy
Suffolk County that's the place we live
Ain't nobody stopping this here
Suffolk County that's the place we live
You'll get yo snot box bust you press up on this
(Verse 2: Diabolic)
Here's the plan, steal my brother's van and drive it from the motherland
Wit guns in hand, and buck the fans it's summer jam
Understand? But Rugged Man's up in there
In a bathrobe and underwear, chuggin' beer
Grabbin' a fat bitch by her fuckin' hair
Yeah yeah yeah yeah, we'll have them all runnin' scared
Jumpin' chairs till they trample erry motherfucker there
From the jungle where there's lions, tigers and a bunch of bears
Oh my, most die but he's so high he doesn't care
Was it fair? Probably not, Papi that's just poppycock
I'm lifted like I'm Ivan Drago, Rocky's throwin' body shots
Karate chops I'm haughty s.w.a.t. till it's Mollywhop
Punani poppin' models runnin' trains like a hobby shop
No lollipop, candy coat and shippin' cutie pies
Groupie thighs are spread like GYNs and checkin' UTIs
I'll make a movie like Sun Doobie if the booty's fly
Suffolk's Most Wanted smokin' loosies in a hoopy high
Stupid, yors truly flyin' over the cuckoo's nest
Hungry like I'm out in Budapest chewin' human flesh
Movin' thru yo set wit the same Suffolk's squad
Hustle hard, smack a juice head and jack his muscle car
Gettin' drunk in bars, breakin' jaws where trouble starts
My train of thoughts stays on course, L-I double R
A couple stars from Stony Brook to Huntington
Runnin' in the spotlight, don't let these motherfuckers in
(Hook)
No one gives a fuck about these scumbags
In Suffolk County and we wear these colors proudly
Coppers need to up the bounty
If these suckers run their mouth we snap and act too fucking rowdy
Suffolk County that's the place we live
Ain't nobody stopping this here
Suffolk County that's the place we live
You'll get yo snot box bust you press up on this
(Outro)
Officer needs assistance, officer down
Suspects last seen fleeing south on Route 110
In a stolen police cruiser with their middle fingers out the window screaming fuck the police
Uh, uh, we, we lost them
Uh, ah shit, we lost them
Whereabouts unknown
Ahhh, fuck
