no one's asking to go dancing its not like that anymore no one's asking to go dancing its not like that anymore Ninguém convida ninguém para dançar, não é mais assim its romantic if they mean it when they shut your fingers in the door its romantic if they mean it when they shut your fingers in the door Eles acham romântico quando prendem seus dedos na porta its a gory sort of story thats been told a hundred times before its a gory sort of story thats been told a hundred times before É como uma história ensanguentada que já foi contada centenas de vezes it gets tricky dont be picky if the slipper fits you wear it whore it gets tricky dont be picky if the slipper fits you wear it whore Fica complicado, não seja difícil, se o chinelo te serve, use-o, prostituta how many tips can i take home tonight without them getting mad how many tips can i take home tonight without them getting mad Quantos conselhos eu posso levar pra casa hoje à noite sem que eles fiquem malucos? how many stitches do you think it takes to fix a cut that bad how many stitches do you think it takes to fix a cut that bad Quantos pontos você acha necessário para costurar um corte tão profundo? how many minutes until midnight and you get your eyesight back how many minutes until midnight and you get your eyesight back Quantos minutos até meia-noite para você ter sua vista de volta? not to knock it i've been off it never moving very much at once not to knock it i've been off it never moving very much at once Não querendo criticar, eu tenho estado fora, nunca me mexendo muito de uma vez its been awkward i still offer it when its that time of its been awkward i still offer it when its that time of Tem sido embaraçoso, eu ainda ofereço quando é a hora other girls shower but i give out flowers other girls shower but i give out flowers De outras garotas tomarem banho mas eu distribuo flores to curious strangers who throw dollars at my feet to curious strangers who throw dollars at my feet Para curiosos estranhos que jogam dólares aos meus pés how many crimes can i try spotting dry before it leaves a stain how many crimes can i try spotting dry before it leaves a stain Quantos crimes eu posso tentar manchando a seco antes que deixe uma marca? how many times say that i love you til it doesnt mean a thing how many times say that i love you til it doesnt mean a thing Quantas vezes eu precisarei dizer "eu te amo" até que isso não signifique mais nada? how many fittings must i sit through with my big feet blistering how many fittings must i sit through with my big feet blistering Quantas acomodações eu ainda preciso esperar terminar com meus pés enormes formando bolhas? how many strips until it hits me and my big mouth strikes again how many strips until it hits me and my big mouth strikes again Quantas faixas até que eu seja golpeado e a minha boca enorme ataque de novo? i'm not asking to go dancing i'm not that dumb anymore i'm not asking to go dancing i'm not that dumb anymore Eu não estou pedindo pra dançar, eu não sou mais tão burro assim its exhausting to keep smiling when your toes are bleeding through the floor its exhausting to keep smiling when your toes are bleeding through the floor É exaustivo ficar sorrindo quando seus dedos do pé estão sangrando pelo chão its a gory sort of story thats been told a million times before its a gory sort of story thats been told a million times before É como uma história ensanguentada que já foi contada um milhão de vezes don't be sorry just ignore me because honestly don't be sorry just ignore me because honestly Não se desculpe, só me ignore pois, honestamente i'm too sore from fitting exactly to ride into setting suns aching to i'm too sore from fitting exactly to ride into setting suns aching to Eu estou muito dolorido para stand on my own two feet stand on my own two feet Permanecer sobre os meus dois pés how many wishes do i still have left to fix the way it ends how many wishes do i still have left to fix the way it ends Quantos desejos eu ainda tenho para consertar o jeito que isso termina? how many princes will it take to put a girl like this back together again how many princes will it take to put a girl like this back together again Quantos príncipes serão necessários para reconciliar uma garota assim? how many instances can you point out where i was less than kind how many instances can you point out where i was less than kind Quantos exemplos você pode apontar que eu era menos que generoso? how many happy endings do you need to change your fucking mind how many happy endings do you need to change your fucking mind Quantos finais felizes você precisa para mudar sua maldita cabeça? and how much time do we have left before it's midnight and and how much time do we have left before it's midnight and E quanto tempo nós ainda temos sobrando antes da meia-noite e you see that i was never the right size? you see that i was never the right size? Você consegue ver que eu nunca fui do tamanho certo?