He's been trying with limited success He's been trying with limited success Ele têm tentado com sucesso limitado To get this girl to let him get into her pants To get this girl to let him get into her pants Fazer com que esta garota o deixe entrar dentro de suas calças But every time he thinks he's getting close But every time he thinks he's getting close Mas toda vez que ele pensa estar chegando perto She threatens death before he gets a chance She threatens death before he gets a chance Ela o ameaça de morte antes que ele tenha alguma chance That's the way it is in minnesota That's the way it is in minnesota É o jeito que as coisas são em Minnesota And that's the way it is in oklahoma homa And that's the way it is in oklahoma homa E é o jeito que as coisas são em Oklahoma That's the way it's been since protozoa That's the way it's been since protozoa É o jeito que as coisas têm sido desde que Protozoa First crawled on the shores of california First crawled on the shores of california Arrastou-se pelas costas da Califórnia And she's been trying with limited success And she's been trying with limited success E ela têm tentado com sucesso limitado To get him to turn off the lights and dance To get him to turn off the lights and dance Fazer com que ele apague as luzes e dance Cause like any girl she just wants Cause like any girl she just wants Porque como qualquer garota ela só quer That fickle little bitch romance That fickle little bitch romance Aquele pequeno romance inconstante That fickle little bitch romance That fickle little bitch romance Aquele pequeno romance inconstante And that is why a guy is called a sleaze And that is why a guy is called a sleaze E é por isso que um cara é chamado de imundo And that is why a girl is called a tease And that is why a girl is called a tease E é por isso que uma garota é chamada de aborrecimento And that's why god made escort agencies And that's why god made escort agencies E é por isso que Deus fez as agências de escolta One life to live and mace and ghb One life to live and mace and ghb Uma vida para viver e GHB That's the way it is in minnesota That's the way it is in minnesota É o jeito que as coisas são em Minnesota And that's the way it is in oklahoma homa And that's the way it is in oklahoma homa E é o jeito que as coisas são em Oklahoma That's the way since the animal and noah That's the way since the animal and noah É o jeito que as coisas têm sido desde que Noé e os animais First climbed onto shores of california First climbed onto shores of california Subiram pela primeira vez nas costas da Califórnia Must not be too kind Must not be too kind Não precisa ser muito gentil Stop thinking love is blind Stop thinking love is blind Pare de achar que o amor é cego Clench your fists yeah write Clench your fists yeah write Pode cerrar seus punhos, sim escreva She's just not my type…… She's just not my type…… Ela só não faz meu tipo... Why all these conflicting specifications Why all these conflicting specifications Por que todas estas irreconciliáveis especificações Maybe to prevent overpopulation Maybe to prevent overpopulation Talvez para previnir a superpopulação All i know is that all around the nation All i know is that all around the nation Tudo o que eu sei é que em toda a nação Girls are cryin' and boys are masturbatin' Girls are cryin' and boys are masturbatin' Garotas estão chorando e garotos estão se masturbando That's the way it is in minnesota That's the way it is in minnesota É o jeito que as coisas são em Minnesota And that's the way it is in oklahoma homa And that's the way it is in oklahoma homa E é o jeito que as coisas são em Oklahoma Thewaysince aristophanes and homer Thewaysince aristophanes and homer É o jeito que as coisas têm sido desde que Aristophanes e Homer Wrote the iliad and lysistrata Wrote the iliad and lysistrata Escreveram Iliad e Lysistrata That's the way it is in minnesota That's the way it is in minnesota É o jeito que as coisas são em Minnesota And that's the way it is in oklahoma homa And that's the way it is in oklahoma homa E é o jeito que as coisas são em Oklahoma That's the way it's been since protozoa That's the way it's been since protozoa É o jeito que as coisas têm sido desde que Protozoa First climbed on the shores of california First climbed on the shores of california Subiu pela primeira vez nas costas da Califórnia