The postman thinks I killed my mama in the night
But she's just all curled up in a coconut
My mama's gone away in a coconut
She likes it better there I think she won't come back
I hate it when she goes in the coconut
It makes me feel I'm stuck in a coconut too

My mama she's a Coconut Madam
My mama
Coconut
I say
Please come back
She says
I won't do that
It makes me feel I'm worth less than coconut

She knocks so hard sometimes on the coconut
That I can hear it scream when I sleep at night
I feel my dreams are stuck in a coconut too

My mama
She's a Coconut Madam
My mama