The way you shake it, I can't believe it The way you shake it, I can't believe it Do jeito que você balança isso, eu não posso acreditar I ain't never seen an ass like that I ain't never seen an ass like that Eu nunca vi uma bunda que nem essa The way you move it, you make my pee pee go The way you move it, you make my pee pee go Do jeito que você se move, faz meu pau Doing, doing, doing Doing, doing, doing Ficar duro, duro, duro I don't believe it, it's almost too good to be true I don't believe it, it's almost too good to be true Eu não acredito, é muito bom pra ser verdade I ain't never seen an ass like that I ain't never seen an ass like that Eu nunca vi bunda que nem essa The way you move it, you make my pee pee go The way you move it, you make my pee pee go Do jeito que você rebola, faz meu pau Doing, doing, doing Doing, doing, doing Ficar duro, duro, duro The way she moves she's like a belly dancer The way she moves she's like a belly dancer O jeito que ela mexe, ela parece uma dançarina do ventre She's shaking that ass to that new nelly jam, I She's shaking that ass to that new nelly jam, I Ela rebola aquela bunda para a nova geleia Nelly Think someones at the door Think someones at the door Eu acho que tem alguém à porta But I don't think I'm gonna answer But I don't think I'm gonna answer Mas eu não vou atender Police saying: freeze Police saying: freeze A Polícia diz: Parado Doing, doing, doing Doing, doing, doing (Duro, duro, duro) What do you mean freeze? What do you mean freeze? O que você quer dizer com parado? Please, I'm a human being, I have needs Please, I'm a human being, I have needs Por favor, eu sou um ser humano tenho necessidades I'm not done, not till I'm finish peeing I'm not done, not till I'm finish peeing Eu não acabei, não até eu acabar de urinar I am not resisting arrest, I am agreeing Mr. Officer I am not resisting arrest, I am agreeing Mr. Officer Eu não estou resistindo à prisão, eu estou de acordo, Sr. Policial I'm already on my knees I'm already on my knees Eu já estou de joelhos I can't get on the ground any further, it's impossible for me I can't get on the ground any further, it's impossible for me Eu não posso me rebaixar mais ainda, é impossível para mim And do not treat me like a murderer, I just like to pee, pee, pee And do not treat me like a murderer, I just like to pee, pee, pee E não me trate como um assasino, eu só gosto de urinar, urinar, urinar Yes, I make r&b, I sing song it go Yes, I make r&b, I sing song it go É, eu faço R&B eu canto música que faz Ring-a-chong, a-ching-chong-chong-chong-ching Ring-a-chong, a-ching-chong-chong-chong-ching Ring-a-chong, a-ching-chong-chong-ching Psych, I joke, I joke, I kidd, I kidd Psych, I joke, I joke, I kidd, I kidd Louco, eu faço piada, eu faço piada, eu brinco, eu brinco If I offend I'm sorry, please, please forgive If I offend I'm sorry, please, please forgive Se eu ofendo, sinto muito For I am Triumph, the puppet dog, I am a mere puppet For I am Triumph, the puppet dog, I am a mere puppet Por favor, por favor, desculpe-me por eu ser Triumph, o cachorro fantoche, eu sou um mero fantoche I can get away with anything I sing, you will love it I can get away with anything I sing, you will love it Eu não consigo me livrar com qualquer coisa que eu digo e você amará isso The way you shake it, I can't believe it The way you shake it, I can't believe it Do jeito que você balança isso, eu não posso acreditar I ain't never seen an ass like that I ain't never seen an ass like that Eu nunca vi uma bunda que nem essa The way you move it, you make my pee pee go The way you move it, you make my pee pee go Do jeito que você se move, faz meu pau Doing, doing, doing Doing, doing, doing Fica duro Jessica Simpson, looks oh so temptin' Jessica Simpson, looks oh so temptin' Jessica Simpson parece tão tentadora Nick I ain't never seen an ass like that Nick I ain't never seen an ass like that Nick, eu nunca vi uma bunda como aquela Everytime I see that show on MTV my pee pee goes Everytime I see that show on MTV my pee pee goes Toda vez que eu vejo o programa na MTV Meu pau fica Doing, doing, doing Doing, doing, doing Subindo, subindo, subindo Mary-Kate and Ashley used to be so wholesome Mary-Kate and Ashley used to be so wholesome Mary Kate e Ashley eram tão saudáveis Now they're getting older, they're starting to grow bum bums Now they're getting older, they're starting to grow bum bums Agora elas estão ficando mais velhas e estão crescendo bum-bums I go to the movies and sit down with my pop corn I go to the movies and sit down with my pop corn Eu vou ao cinema e sento com minha pipoca Police saying: Freeze Police saying: Freeze A Polícia diz: Parado Doing doing doing Doing doing doing (Duro, duro, duro) What do you mean freeze? What do you mean freeze? O que você quer dizer com parado? Geez, I just got my seat Geez, I just got my seat Pô, eu acabei de sentar I have ticket, look, I put away my zip-reciept I have ticket, look, I put away my zip-reciept Eu tenho ingresso, veja, eu já guardei, meu zíper está fechado Please do not remove me from this movie theater please Please do not remove me from this movie theater please Por favor, não me tire do cinema, por favor I did not even get to see Mary-Kate shower scene I did not even get to see Mary-Kate shower scene Eu nem cheguei a ver a cena da Mary Kate no chuveiro I didn't mean to be obscene or make a great big scene I didn't mean to be obscene or make a great big scene Eu não pretendia ser obsceno ou fazer um grande cena And don't treat me like I'm pee wee herman, this movies PG And don't treat me like I'm pee wee herman, this movies PG E não me trate como se eu fosse o Pee Wee Herman esse filme é faixa etária livre Mr. Officer, I demand to see my attorney Mr. Officer, I demand to see my attorney Sr. Policial, eu exijo ver meu advogado I will simply plead innocent, cop a plea and be free I will simply plead innocent, cop a plea and be free Eu simplesmente alegarei inocência, assumirei e serei livre Free, yes, free, right back on the streets Free, yes, free, right back on the streets Livre, isso, livre, de volta à rua What you mean my lawyer's with Michael, he's too busy? What you mean my lawyer's with Michael, he's too busy? O que você quer dizer com meu advogado está com o Michael, ele está muito ocupado? I am Triumph, Britney Spears has shoulders like a man I am Triumph, Britney Spears has shoulders like a man Eu sou Triumph, Britney Spears tem os ombros iguais ao de um homem And I can say that and you'll laugh cuz that is a puppet on my hand And I can say that and you'll laugh cuz that is a puppet on my hand E eu posso dizer isso e você ri porque há um fantoche na minha mão The way you shake it, I can't believe it The way you shake it, I can't believe it Do jeito que você balança isso, eu não posso acreditar I ain't never seen an ass like that I ain't never seen an ass like that Eu nunca vi uma bunda que nem essa The way you move it, you make my pee pee go The way you move it, you make my pee pee go Do jeito que você se move, faz meu pau Doing, doing, doing Doing, doing, doing Fica duro Hilary Duff is not quite old enough so Hilary Duff is not quite old enough so Hilary Duff não tem idade o suficiente I ain't never seen a butt like that I ain't never seen a butt like that Eu nunca vi um "bumbum" como aquele Maybe next year I'll say ass and she'll make my pee pee go Maybe next year I'll say ass and she'll make my pee pee go Talvez ano que vem eu diga "bunda" e ela fará meu pau ficar Doing, doing, doing Doing, doing, doing Subindo, subindo, subindo The way she moves she dances like a go-go The way she moves she dances like a go-go O jeito que ela balança, ela dança que nem uma Go-Go In that video she sings get out your poles, so In that video she sings get out your poles, so Naquele vídeo ela canta Get Out, seu idiota I need a new boyfriend, hi my name is JoJo I need a new boyfriend, hi my name is JoJo Eu preciso de um novo namorado, oi, meu nome é JoJo Police saying "freeze" Police saying "freeze" A Polícia diz: Parado Doing, doing, doing Doing, doing, doing (Doing, doing, doing) What do you mean freeze? What do you mean freeze? O que você quer dizer com parado? My computers would be seized and my keys to my ranch My computers would be seized and my keys to my ranch Meu computador será confiscado e minhas chaves da minha fazenda I just baked cookies Mr. Officer, looky, take a whiff of these I just baked cookies Mr. Officer, looky, take a whiff of these Eu acabei de assar uns biscoitos Sr. Policial, olhe, sinta o cheiro deles Here, I make Jesus juice, take a sip of this Here, I make Jesus juice, take a sip of this Aqui, eu faço suco de Jesus, tome um gole Nobody is safe from me, no not even me Nobody is safe from me, no not even me Ninguém está a salvo de mim, nem mesmo eu I don't even know if I can say the word pee pee, pee I don't even know if I can say the word pee pee, pee Eu nem mesmo sei se posso dizer a palavra pipi On the radio, but I think I did On the radio, but I think I did Urinar, no rádio, mas eu acho que fiz Janet, is that a breast, I think I just saw a tit Janet, is that a breast, I think I just saw a tit Janet, isso é um seio? Eu acho que acabei de ver um seio! Psych, I joke, I joke, I kidd, I kidd Psych, I joke, I joke, I kidd, I kidd Louco, eu faço piada, eu faço piada, eu brinco, eu brinco I don't think my joke is working, I must flee quick I don't think my joke is working, I must flee quick Eu não acho que minha piada está funcionando, eu devo fugir Get to the chopper, everybody get out Get to the chopper, everybody get out Rápido, suba no helicóptero, todo mundo saia I am not Triumph, I am Arnold, get down I am not Triumph, I am Arnold, get down Eu não sou Triumph, eu sou Arnold, desça The way you shake it, I can't believe it The way you shake it, I can't believe it Do jeito que você balança isso, eu não posso acreditar I ain't never seen an ass like that I ain't never seen an ass like that Eu nunca vi uma bunda que nem essa The way you move it, you make my pee pee go The way you move it, you make my pee pee go Do jeito que você se move, faz meu pau Doing, doing, doing Doing, doing, doing Fica duro So Gwen Stefani, will you pee pee on me please? So Gwen Stefani, will you pee pee on me please? Então, Gwen Stefani, você pode fazer xixi em mim, por favor? I ain't never seen an ass like that I ain't never seen an ass like that Eu nunca vi uma bunda que nem aquela Cuz the way you move it, you make my pee pee go Cuz the way you move it, you make my pee pee go Porque o jeito que você rebola, faz meu pau ficar Doing, doing, doing Doing, doing, doing Duro Fuck is wrong with you? (ha!) Fuck is wrong with you? (ha!) O que há de errado com você?