Mr. Sandman showing his beam
When he walks into the room the walls lean in to listen
Surf out blank waves, clicking back and forth like old headlights
Sniffing bottled you again

Head like a steel trap, wish I didn't, I didn't
I didn't, I didn't, I didn't, I didn't, I didn't, I don't
Just want to be a footnote in someone else's happiness

Does your husband know the way
That the sunshine gleams from your wedding band?
Does he know the way, does he know the way
Of the crickets that would convince me to call it a night?

I will never end up like him
Behind my back, I already am
Keep a calendar, this way you will always know

The last time you came through
Oh darling, I know what you're going through
The last time you came through
Oh darling, oh darling, oh darling

Tempest in a teacup
Get unique
Peroxide Princess shine like shark teeth
It's a sign, (it's a sign)
It's a sign, (it's a sign)
It's a sign, what if you peaked early

Does your husband know the way
That the sunshine gleams from your wedding band?
Does he know the way, does he know the way
Of the crickets that would convince me to call it a night?

Does he, does he know the way to worship our love?
Does your husband know the way
That the sunshine gleams from your wedding band?

Well, I will never end up like him
Behind my back, I already am
Keep a calendar, this way you will always know

Last time you came through
Oh darling, I know what you're going through
Last time you came through
Oh darling, oh darling, oh darling

Does your husband know? Does your husband know?
Does your husband know? Oh oh oh, whoa-oh
Does he know? Does he know, does he know?
Whoa-ah-ah-ah-ah, oh oh, oh

I will never end up like him
Behind my back I already am
Keep a calendar, this way you will always know

Oh, the last time you came through
Oh darling, I know what you're going through
The last time you came through
Oh, darling I know what you're going through