Tell me who's that witty boy
Is it you
Standing there alone
Friend or foo
It's not foo
It's friend or foe

Super funky white guy
With your abdominals
What are your intentions
Are they hostile
We don't wanna know
Keep'em to yourself
We don't wanna know
We just wanna rock'n'roll

Pa padiaiaa padiaiaa

What's up with the mullet
And the funny hat
Wanna be a cowboy
I'm not in to that hillbilly bulshit
That you're pulling me
Hillbilly bullshit
Ain't fooling me

Looking for the lady
She's not around
Call her on the cellular
That way you'll find
Anyone you wanna find
That's fine with me
Anyone you wanne find
That's OK with me