Have you heard?
The coast of Maine
Just got caught
In a hurricane
Well did you evah?
What a swell party
This is

Have you heard
That poor dear Blanche
Got run down
By an avalanche?
Well, did you evah?
What a swell party
This is

What daiquiris
What sherry
Please
What burgundy
What pommery

Have you heard?
Professor Munch
Ate his wife
And divorced
His lunch?
Well, did you evah?
What a swell party
This is

Missus Smith
In her new Hup
Crossed the bridge
When the bridge was up
Well, did you evah?
What a swell part
This is

What brandy, wow
What whiskey, here's how
What gin and what beer
Will you sober up, dear?