Central Scrutinizer: Central Scrutinizer: Central Scrutinizer: This is the CENTRAL SCRUTINIZER . . . it is my responsibility to enforce all the laws that haven't been passed yet. It is also my responsibility to alert each and every one of you to the potential consequences of various ordinary everyday activities you might be performing which could eventually lead to The Death Penalty (or affect your parent's credit rating). Our criminal institutions are full of little creeps like you who do wrong things . . . and many of them were driven to these crimes by a horrible force called MUSIC! This is the CENTRAL SCRUTINIZER . . . it is my responsibility to enforce all the laws that haven't been passed yet. It is also my responsibility to alert each and every one of you to the potential consequences of various ordinary everyday activities you might be performing which could eventually lead to The Death Penalty (or affect your parent's credit rating). Our criminal institutions are full of little creeps like you who do wrong things . . . and many of them were driven to these crimes by a horrible force called MUSIC! Aqui é o central scrutinizer.... é da minha responsabilidade aplicar todas as leis que ainda não foram aplicadas. É também da minha responsabilidade alertar todo mundo das potenciais consequências de várias atividades que você pratica normalmente todo dia que podem levar à pena de morte(ou afetar a estima dos seus pais). Nossas instituições criminais estão cheias de bandidinhos que como você,fazem coisas erradas...... e muitos deles são levados ao mundo do crime por uma força horrível chamada Música! Our studies have shown that this horrible force is so dangerous to society at large that laws are being drawn up at this very moment to stop it forever! Cruel and inhuman punishments are being carefully described in tiny paragraphs so they won't conflict with the Constitution (which, itself, is being modified in order to accomodate THE FUTURE). Our studies have shown that this horrible force is so dangerous to society at large that laws are being drawn up at this very moment to stop it forever! Cruel and inhuman punishments are being carefully described in tiny paragraphs so they won't conflict with the Constitution (which, itself, is being modified in order to accomodate THE FUTURE). Nossos estudos têm mostrados que essa força horrível é tão perigosa para a sociedade que várias leis estão sendo criadas agora para deter essa força pra sempre. Punimentos cruéis e inumanos estão sendo cuidadosamente descritas em pequenos parágrafos, assim eles não entram em conflito com a constituição (a qual está sendo modificada para acomodar o futuro). I bring you now a special presentation to show what can happen to you if you choose a career in MUSIC . . . The WHITE ZONE is for loading and unloading only . . . if you have to load or unload, go to the WHITE ZONE . . . you'll love it . . . it's a way of life . . . I bring you now a special presentation to show what can happen to you if you choose a career in MUSIC . . . The WHITE ZONE is for loading and unloading only . . . if you have to load or unload, go to the WHITE ZONE . . . you'll love it . . . it's a way of life . . . Eu trago a vocês uma amostra especial que mostra o que pode acontecer se você escolher a música como carreira...... A ZONA BRANCA é para carregar e descarregar somente.....Se você tiver que carregar ou descarregar, vá para a ZONA BRANCA.... você vai adorar..........é um modo de vida..... Hi, it's me, I'm back. This is the CENTRAL SCRUTINIZER . . . The WHITE ZONE is for loading and unloading only . . . if you gotta load or if you gotta unload, go to the WHITE ZONE . . . you'll love it . . . it's a way of life . . . that's right! You'll love it, it's a way of life, that's right, you'll love it, a way of life, right, love it . . . This is the CENTRAL SCRUTINIZER Hi, it's me, I'm back. This is the CENTRAL SCRUTINIZER . . . The WHITE ZONE is for loading and unloading only . . . if you gotta load or if you gotta unload, go to the WHITE ZONE . . . you'll love it . . . it's a way of life . . . that's right! You'll love it, it's a way of life, that's right, you'll love it, a way of life, right, love it . . . This is the CENTRAL SCRUTINIZER Oi, sou eu, estou de volta. Aqui é o CENTRAL SCRUTINIZER... A ZONA BRANCA é para carregar e descarregar.... você vai adorar.... é um modo de vida...... certo! Você vai adorar, é um modo de vida, isso mesmo, você vai adorar, é um modo de vida.........Aqui é o CENTRAL SCRUTINIZER