Jimmy Carl Black:
Hey, who are these dudes?
Are you a boy, or a girl?

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HA HA HA HA . . . HA HA

Jimmy Carl Black:
What the fuck was that?
I wonder if that son of a bitch
Can play something I might even like!

Chorus:
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA Ha

Jimmy Carl Black:
Hey twerp!
Play me something I can enjoy!