I’m Nuclear Infected
I Really Don’t Mind
I Just Go Out When the Sun Goes Down
And Have a Really Good Time

I Can Clear Out Any Ballgame
In a Minute and a Half
I Jus Show Up – Glow Up
And Have a Real Good Laugh

When I’m Happy I Glow Yellow
When I Sad I Glow Blue
And I Glow Red-hot When I’m in Bed With You

I’m Nuclear Infected
Really Ain’t That Bad
In Fact It’s About the Best Time
I’ve Ever Had

I’m Nuclear Infected
I’m Looking For a Mate
So I Slip On Something Lead, Babe
And Go Out On a Date

Nuclear Infected…don’t Make Me Angry
Nuclear Infected…don’t Make Me Shake
Nuclear Infected…don’t Get Me to Sneeze
Nuclear Infected…that’s a Big Mistake

I Want to Live On Three Mile Island
Where Things Are Clean and Neat
‘cause We Don’t Have no Health Freaks
Clutterin’ Up Our Streets
I’m Nuclear Infected I Need Something to Eat
A China Syndrome Salad With Plutonium and Cheese