Hey I'm calling you back
Oh she's been a bitch tonight
And by bitch I mean this rain
No cabs, nowhere
So I had to put on the wig
And the heels and the lashes and the eairh
And take the train to the club
And you know the MTA should stand for
Muthers touching my ass
So then I get to the club
Looking like a drowned harassed rat
And am greeted not by miss Rose at the door
But our friend Johnny 5-0
Yes honey the NYPD shut down the party
So no fee for me
And i dont even know what's the tea
So I hope you're up girl
Cuz we are all coming over
Lock the doors
Lower the blinds
Fire up the smoke machine
And put on your heels
Cuz I know exactly what we need
Let's have a kiki
I wanna have a kiki
Lock the door tight!
Let's have a kiki
Mother
I'm gonna let you have it
Let's have a kiki
I wanna have a kiki
Dive turn work
Let's have a kiki
We're gonna serve and work and turn and ho-ho-honey
(Kiki)
A kiki is a party
For calming all your nerves
We're spilling tea and dishing
Just desserts when they deserve
And though the sun is rising
Few may choose to leave
So shade that lid
And we'll all bid
Adieu to your ennui
Let's have a kiki
I wanna have a kiki
Lock the door tight!
Let's have a kiki
Mother
I'm gonna let you have it
Let's have a kiki
I wanna have a kiki
Dive turn work
Let's have a kiki
We're gonna serve and work and turn and ho-ho-honey
It's turkey lurkey time
Tom turkey ran away, but he just came home
It's turkey lurkey time
He's really home to stay, never one to roam
Let's make a wish, and may all our wishes come true
Turkey lurkey, loosey goosey
Some for uncle joe, some for cousin Lucy
Everybody gather around the table
Dig in, dinner is being served
Eat all the turkey you are able
Can't you see a partridge to the pear tree?
Climb up and bring it down for me
That's something I would like to see
This kiki is marvelous
Kiki! Soso! Oui Oui! Non Non! (4x)
Let's have a kiki
I wanna have a kiki
Lock the door tight!
Let's have a kiki
Mother
I'm gonna let you have it
Let's have a kiki
I wanna have a kiki
Dive turn work
Let's have a kiki
We're gonna serve and work and turn and ho-ho-honey
Let's have a kiki
I wanna have a kiki
Lock the door tight!
Let's have a kiki
Hunty dropper
I'm gonna let you have it
Let's have a kiki
I wanna have a kiki
Boots Ten Queen
Let's have a kiki
We're gonna serve and work and turn and ho-ho-honey
Let's have a kiki
