[Verse 1]
Oh, what a waste
You got two cards calling and you left
It was boring
Hug from behind
Pleasure escapes to the uncanny mind
No game implied

[Refrain]
Lucky girl needs are rarity
Smugly she sighs
Down ten pints of bitter as she reclines

[Verse 2]
Oh, twisted face
In a room that hides all the shame and disgrace
To place your best
Unworldly fashion where she does what is best
No mind does rest

[Refrain]
Lucky girl needs are rarity
Smugly she sighs
Down ten pints of bitter as she slowly reclines
Slowly reclines
Ooh-ah, ooh-ah