Theres a story about a bloke named Jerry Theres a story about a bloke named Jerry Existe uma história sobre um cara chamado Jerry Got slaughtered and got real lairy Got slaughtered and got real lairy Foi abatido e realmente ficou excitado In the pub he acted obsured In the pub he acted obsured No pub ele agiu obscuramente and he came onto a boxer's bird and he came onto a boxer's bird E também ele gozou no boxer de uma mulher so he got knocked out so he got knocked out Então ele apanhou face swelled up like a rainbow trout face swelled up like a rainbow trout A face inchada como aquelas velhinhas gordas his girl found out the truth his girl found out the truth A sua namorada descobriu a verdade but he couldn't explain cause he'd lost a tooth but he couldn't explain cause he'd lost a tooth Mas ele não conseguiu explicar o porquê perdeu seu dente I wanna drink drink drink smoke fuck fight I wanna drink drink drink smoke fuck fight Eu quero beber beber beber fumar fuder lutar I wanna shout, drink, scream, I wanna die! I wanna shout, drink, scream, I wanna die! Eu quero berrar, beber, gritar, eu quero morrer! I wanna be arrested I wanna be arrested Eu quero ser preso I wanna be molested I wanna be molested Eu quero ser molestado and my heads in pain, next weekend lets do it again! and my heads in pain, next weekend lets do it again! E minha cabeça está em sofrimento, no próximo final de semana vamos fazer isso de novo! An anecdote about a man named clive An anecdote about a man named clive Uma anedota sobre um cara chamado Clive wasnt one to usually drink drive wasnt one to usually drink drive Não era o único a dirigir bêbado normalmente and after all he'd been through a stack and after all he'd been through a stack E depois de ele passar por cima de uma pilha de coisas and so it was abit far to walk back and so it was abit far to walk back E ele estava tão distante pra voltar andando a month later and he's sitting in court a month later and he's sitting in court Um mês depois e ele estava sentado na cadeira do réu for the two lives he cut short for the two lives he cut short Por duas vidas que ele acabou man slaughter he's convicted man slaughter he's convicted Ele foi condenado por assassinato for the pain that he inflicted for the pain that he inflicted Pela dor que ele inflingiu spinning, my head is spinning, up around around! spinning, my head is spinning, up around around! Girando, minha cabeça está girando, por cima e em volta down to the pub down to the pub Embaixo do pub on to the club! on to the club! No clube! my stomach's turning, oh my body's burning my stomach's turning, oh my body's burning Meu estômago está embrulhado, oh! meu corpo está queimando our liquid lives our liquid lives Nossa vida líquida this is how we all survive this is how we all survive É assim que todos nós sobrevivemos here's a story about a chap named Garth here's a story about a chap named Garth Essa é uma história sobre um cara chamado Garth drank 4 pints in hour and a half drank 4 pints in hour and a half Bebeu 4 doses em uma hora e meia although the night had just begun although the night had just begun Embora a noite tenha apenas começado cause the local pub was open till one cause the local pub was open till one Porque o pub local era o único ainda aberto the next morning out in the country the next morning out in the country De manhã estava fora do país hung over and on the hunt he hung over and on the hunt he Pendurado e sendo caçado was still drunk and he risked hiself was still drunk and he risked hiself Ainda estava bêbado e pondo risco a si mesmo fell off his horse and shot himself fell off his horse and shot himself Saiu do seu cavalo e atirou em si mesmo spinning, my head is spinning, up around around! spinning, my head is spinning, up around around! Girando, minha cabeça está girando, por cima e em volta down to the pub down to the pub Embaixo do pub on to the club! on to the club! No clube! my stomach's turning, oh my body's burning my stomach's turning, oh my body's burning Meu estômago está embrulhado, oh! meu corpo está queimando our liquid lives our liquid lives Nossa vida líquida this is how we all survive this is how we all survive É assim que todos nós sobrevivemos drink smoke fuck fight drink smoke fuck fight Beber fumar fuder lutar our liquid lives our liquid lives Nossas vidas líquidas our liquid lives our liquid lives Nossas vidas líquidas our liquid lives our liquid lives Nossas vidas líquidas this is how we all survive this is how we all survive É assim que todos nós sobrevivemos here's a story about a girl named Kate here's a story about a girl named Kate Essa é uma história sobre uma mulher chamada Kate got wasted and got date raped got wasted and got date raped Ficou perdida e foi estuprada when they told the doctors she'd seen when they told the doctors she'd seen Foi quando o doutor que ela achou disse the found no chemicals was in her bloodstream the found no chemicals was in her bloodstream Não achamos substâncias químicas na sua corrente sanguínea ''well nothing malicious, but the alcohol levels were suspicious!'' ''well nothing malicious, but the alcohol levels were suspicious!'' "bem, nada de mal, mais os níveis de álcool são suspeitos" when asked who had hurt her when asked who had hurt her Quando ele perguntou quem a tinha machucado poor old Kate couldn't remember. poor old Kate couldn't remember. A pobre Kate não consegui se lembrar. spinning, my head is spinning, up around around! spinning, my head is spinning, up around around! Girando, minha cabeça está girando, por cima e em volta down to the pub down to the pub Embaixo do pub on to the club! on to the club! No clube! my stomach's turning, oh my body's burning my stomach's turning, oh my body's burning Meu estômago está embrulhado, oh! meu corpo está queimando our liquid lives our liquid lives Nossa vida líquida this is how we all survive this is how we all survive É assim que todos nós sobrevivemos drink smoke fuck fight drink smoke fuck fight Beber fumar fuder lutar our liquid lives our liquid lives Nossas vidas líquidas our liquid lives our liquid lives Nossas vidas líquidas our liquid lives our liquid lives Nossas vidas líquidas this is how we all survive this is how we all survive É assim que todos nós sobrevivemos