There's no stoppin' the cretins from hoppin'

You gotta keep it beatin' for all the hoppin' cretins.



Cretin! Cretin!



I'm gonna go for a whirl with my cretin girl

My feet won't stop, doin' the Cretin Hop.



Cretin! Cretin! 1-2-3-4

Cretins wanna hop some more 4-5-6-7

All good cretins go to heaven.

(chorus )


I'm gonna go for a whirl with my cretin girl

My feet won't stop, doin' the Cretin Hop.



Cretin! Cretin! 1-2-3-4

Cretins wanna hop some more 4-5-6-7

All good cretins go to heaven.


(chorus )