Hey! It’s been a long time
Since I’ve seen your name online
AIM is in decline
Think we need a little rewind
Drop out and learn to bartend
Drink and drink and drink and drink and drink 'till I say when (when!)
Call up your mom on the payphone, fifty cents go
Ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, riing!

Hello? I’m not trying to bug you babe
But I just got mugged today (really sucked!)
And I need some money to buy candy bars
No, I’m not trying to bug you babe
But I got mugged today
And I need some money to buy candy bars

Snickers, Hundred Grand, Almond Joy, Kit Kat, Crunch

You would’ve said the same thing on the phone with your dad
He was eating, so he didn’t pick up
You left a voicemail on his answering machine, that says
Hey dad, dad pick up the phone please!
Think of joining the army, sing your A-B-C-D-E-F, baby!
Ride the bus till it’s empty, tug the pull string
Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding (get out!)
Ding, ding, diing!

Hello? I’m not trying to bug you babe
But I just got mugged today (really sucked!)
And I need some money to buy candy bars
No, I’m not trying to bug you babe
But I did get mugged today
And I need some money to buy candy bars

Hello? I’m not trying to bug you babe
But I just got mugged today (really sucked!)
And I need some money to buy candy bars
No, I’m not trying to bug you babe
But I just got mugged today
And I need some money to buy candy bars

Hello? I’m not trying to bug you babe
But I just got mugged today
And I need some money to buy candy bars
No, I’m not trying to bug you babe
But I just got mugged today
And I need some money to buy candy bars