I saw a cute girl
I wish I knew her name
I bet she wasn't totally lame
I saw her looking my way but I got nervous and scared
I guess you could say that I wasn't prepared

So I ran away
I bet she thought I was cray, crazy

A month later we started talking
But her boyfriend was still cock blocking
I bought her candy and she smiled at me
Then her boyfriend found out he has a death wish on me

I stole that five dollars from some kid
And bought candy with it
I told her it was free
Well it was allegedly